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Then there is the story of Sarah, who decided to "water the flowers" at a friend's backyard wedding. It was dark. She wore a long bridesmaid dress. She squatted behind a large azalea bush.

Anyone who has ever given birth, suffered from severe seasonal allergies, or simply hit their thirties knows the absolute danger of an unannounced sneeze.

If you have read this far and recognized yourself in any of these stories, take a deep breath. There are two types of people in the world: those who have had a funny pee accident, and filthy liars. funny+pee+stories

Urine is funny. It just is. It is the great equalizer. The Queen of England (God rest her soul) and the guy who yells at pigeons in the park both have had the exact same panic attack when a sneeze turns into a gamble.

The woman was devastated, but as she stepped out of the elevator and into the interview room, she was greeted by her interviewer, who was wearing a pair of bright yellow pants with a big stain. It turned out that the interviewer had also had a bit of an accident, and the two of them spent the interview laughing and commiserating about their shared pee-fiasco. Then there is the story of Sarah, who

Mark tried to employ the "mind over matter" technique. He thought about deserts. He thought about dry sponge cakes. He recited the multiplication tables. But the bladder is not logical; it is a hysterical dictator. The urgency shifted from a gentle suggestion to a screaming alarm.

: After a long night out drinking with friends, Dave stumbled into his bathroom in complete darkness, relying entirely on the toilet's glowing blue nightlight. She squatted behind a large azalea bush

: A surprisingly common and horrifying sub-genre where tight jeans or leggings act as a perfect funnel, directing the accidental flow straight down into the victim's expensive leather boots.

He failed to realize the boulder sat directly parallel to a popular mountain biking trail on the opposite side.